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"Not the sort! Oh, how little you know!" he said, becoming eloquent.
"I have had plenty of time to change, but I am as fixed as ever. If you
doubt, wait and try me. But do not be rough with me. You pain me
more than you can imagine when you are hasty or indifferent. I am in
earnest."

"Ha, ha! That is easily said."

"Not by me. I change in my judgment of other people according to my
humor, but I believe steadfastly in your goodness and beauty--as if you
were an angel. I am in earnest in my love for you as I am in earnest for
my own life, which can only be perfected by your aid and influence."

"You are greatly mistaken if you suppose that I am an angel."

"You are wrong to mistrust yourself; but it is what I owe to you and not
what I expect from you that I try to express by speaking of you as an
angel. I know that you are not an angel to yourself. But you are to me."

She sat stubbornly silent.

"I will not press you for an answer now. I am content that you know my
mind at last. Shall we return together?"

She looked round slowly at the hemlock, and from that to the river.
Then she took up her basket, rose, and prepared to go, as if under
compulsion.

"Do you want any more hemlock?" he said. "If so, I will pluck some for
you."

"I wish you would let me alone," she said, with sudden anger. She added,
a little ashamed of herself, "I have a headache."

"I am very sorry," he said, crestfallen.

"It is only that I do not wish to be spoken to. It hurts my head to
listen."

He meekly took his bicycle from the ditch and wheeled it along beside
her to the Beeches without another word. They went in through the
conservatory, and parted in the dining-room. Before leaving him she said
with some remorse, "I did not mean to be rude, Mr. Erskine."

He flushed, murmured something, and attempted to kiss her hand. But she
snatched it away and went out quickly. He was stung by this repulse, and
stood mortifying himself by thinking of it until he was disturbed by the
entrance of a maid-servant. Learning from her that Sir Charles was in
the billiard room, he joined him there, and asked him carelessly if he
had heard the news.

"About Miss Wylie?" said Sir Charles. "Yes, I should think so. I believe
the whole country knows it, though they have not been engaged three
hours. Have you seen these?" And he pushed a couple of newspapers across
the table.

Erskine had to make several efforts before he could read. "You were a
fool to sign that document," he said. "I told you so at the time."

"I relied on the fellow being a gentleman," said Sir Charles warmly.
"I do not see that I was a fool. I see that he is a cad, and but for
this business of Miss Wylie's I would let him know my opinion. Let me
tell you, Chester, that he has played fast and loose with Miss Lindsay.
There is a deuce of a row upstairs. She has just told Jane that she must
go home at once; Miss Wylie declares that she will have nothing to do
with Trefusis if Miss Lindsay has a prior claim to him, and Jane is
annoyed at his admiring anybody except herself. It serves me right; my
instinct warned me against the fellow from the first." Just then
luncheon was announced. Gertrude did not come down. Agatha was silent
and moody. Jane tried to make Erskine describe his walk with Gertrude,
but he baffled her curiosity by omitting from his account everything
except its commonplaces.

"I think her conduct very strange," said Jane. "She insists on going to
town by the four o'clock train. I consider that it's not polite to me,
although she always made a point of her perfect manners. I never heard
of such a thing!"

When they had risen from the table, they went together to the
drawing-room. They had hardly arrived there when Trefusis was announced,
and he was in their presence before they had time to conceal the
expression of consternation his name brought into their faces.

"I have come to say good-bye," he said. "I find that I must go to
town by the four o'clock train to push my arrangements in person; the
telegrams I have received breathe nothing but delay. Have you seen the
'Times'?"

"I have indeed," said Sir Charles, emphatically.

"You are in some other paper too, and will be in half-a-dozen more in
the course of the next fortnight. Men who have committed themselves to
an opinion are always in trouble with the newspapers; some because they
cannot get into them, others because they cannot keep out. If you had
put forward a thundering revolutionary manifesto, not a daily paper
would have dared allude to it: there is no cowardice like Fleet Street
cowardice! I must run off; I have much to do before I start, and it is
getting on for three. Good-bye, Lady Brandon, and everybody."

He shook Jane's hand, dealt nods to the rest rapidly, making no
distinction in favor of Agatha, and hurried away. They stared after him
for a moment and then Erskine ran out and went downstairs two steps at a
time. Nevertheless he had to run as far as the avenue before he overtook
his man.

"Trefusis," he said breathlessly, "you must not go by the four o'clock
train."

"Why not?"

"Miss Lindsay is going to town by it."

"So much the better, my dear boy; so much the better. You are not
jealous of me now, are you?"

"Look here, Trefusis. I don't know and I don't ask what there has been
between you and Miss Lindsay, but your engagement has quite upset her,
and she is running away to London in consequence. If she hears that you
are going by the same train she will wait until to-morrow, and I believe
the delay would be very disagreeable. Will you inflict that additional
pain upon her?"

Trefusis, evidently concerned, looking doubtfully at Erskine, and
pondered for a moment. "I think you are on a wrong scent about this,"
he said. "My relations with Miss Lindsay were not of a sentimental kind.
Have you said anything to her--on your own account, I mean?"

"I have spoken to her on both accounts, and I know from her own lips
that I am right."

Trefusis uttered a low whistle.

"It is not the first time I have had the evidence of my senses in the
matter," said Erskine significantly. "Pray think of it seriously,
Trefusis. Forgive my telling you frankly that nothing but your own utter
want of feeling could excuse you for the way in which you have acted
towards her."

Trefusis smiled. "Forgive me in turn for my inquisitiveness," he said.
"What does she say to your suit?"

Erskine hesitated, showing by his manner that he thought Trefusis had no
right to ask the question. "She says nothing," he answered.

"Hm!" said Trefusis. "Well, you may rely on me as to the train. There is
my hand upon it."

"Thank you," said Erskine fervently. They shook hands and parted,
Trefusis walking away with a grin suggestive of anything but good faith.



CHAPTER XVII

Gertrude, unaware of the extent to which she had already betrayed her
disappointment, believed that anxiety for her father's health, which she
alleged as the motive of her sudden departure, was an excuse plausible
enough to blind her friends to her overpowering reluctance to speak to
Agatha or endure her presence; to her fierce shrinking from the sort of
pity usually accorded to a jilted woman; and, above all, to her dread
of meeting Trefusis. She had for some time past thought of him as an
upright and perfect man deeply interested in her. Yet, comparatively
liberal as her education had been, she had no idea of any interest
of man in woman existing apart from a desire to marry. He had, in his
serious moments, striven to make her sensible of the baseness he saw in
her worldliness, flattering her by his apparent conviction--which
she shared--that she was capable of a higher life. Almost in the same
breath, a strain of gallantry which was incorrigible in him, and to
which his humor and his tenderness to women whom he liked gave variety
and charm, would supervene upon his seriousness with a rapidity which
her far less flexible temperament could not follow. Hence she, thinking
him still in earnest when he had swerved into florid romance, had been
dangerously misled. He had no conscientious scruples in his love-making,
because he was unaccustomed to consider himself as likely to inspire
love in women; and Gertrude did not know that her beauty gave to an hour
spent alone with her a transient charm which few men of imagination and
address could resist. She, who had lived in the marriage market since
she had left school, looked upon love-making as the most serious
business of life. To him it was only a pleasant sort of trifling,
enhanced by a dash of sadness in the reflection that it meant so little.

Of the ceremonies attending her departure, the one that cost her most
was the kiss she felt bound to offer Agatha. She had been jealous of her
at college, where she had esteemed herself the better bred of the two;
but that opinion had hardly consoled her for Agatha's superior quickness
of wit, dexterity of hand, audacity, aptness of resource, capacity for
forming or following intricate associations of ideas, and consequent
power to dazzle others. Her jealousy of these qualities was now barbed
by the knowledge that they were much nearer akin than her own to those
of Trefusis. It mattered little to her how she appeared to herself in
comparison with Agatha. But it mattered the whole world (she thought)
that she must appear to Trefusis so slow, stiff, cold, and studied, and
that she had no means to make him understand that she was not really so.
For she would not admit the justice of impressions made by what she did
not intend to do, however habitually she did it. She had a theory that
she was not herself, but what she would have liked to be. As to the one
quality in which she had always felt superior to Agatha, and which she
called "good breeding," Trefusis had so far destroyed her conceit in
that, that she was beginning to doubt whether it was not her cardinal
defect.

She could not bring herself to utter a word as she embraced her
schoolfellow; and Agatha was tongue-tied too. But there was much
remorseful tenderness in the feelings that choked them. Their silence
would have been awkward but for the loquacity of Jane, who talked enough
for all three. Sir Charles was without, in the trap, waiting to drive
Gertrude to the station. Erskine intercepted her in the hall as she
passed out, told her that he should be desolate when she was gone, and
begged her to remember him, a simple petition which moved her a little,
and caused her to note that his dark eyes had a pleading eloquence which
she had observed before in the kangaroos at the Zoological Society's
gardens.

On the way to the train Sir Charles worried the horse in order to be
excused from conversation on the sore subject of his guest's sudden
departure. He had made a few remarks on the skittishness of young
ponies, and on the weather, and that was all until they reached the
station, a pretty building standing in the open country, with a view of
the river from the platform. There were two flies waiting, two porters,
a bookstall, and a refreshment room with a neglected beauty pining
behind the bar. Sir Charles waited in the booking office to purchase a
ticket for Gertrude, who went through to the platform. The first person
she saw there was Trefusis, close beside her.

"I am going to town by this train, Gertrude," he said quickly. "Let
me take charge of you. I have something to say, for I hear that some
mischief has been made between us which must be stopped at once. You--"

Just then Sir Charles came out, and stood amazed to see them in
conversation.

"It happens that I am going by this train," said Trefusis. "I will see
after Miss Lindsay."

"Miss Lindsay has her maid with her," said Sir Charles, almost
stammering, and looking at Gertrude, whose expression was inscrutable.

"We can get into the Pullman car," said Trefusis. "There we shall be as
private as in a corner of a crowded drawing-room. I may travel with you,
may I not?" he said, seeing Sir Charles's disturbed look, and turning to
her for express permission.

She felt that to deny him would be to throw away her last chance of
happiness. Nevertheless she resolved to do it, though she should die
of grief on the way to London. As she raised her head to forbid him the
more emphatically, she met his gaze, which was grave and expectant. For
an instant she lost her presence of mind, and in that instant said,
"Yes. I shall be very glad."

"Well, if that is the case," said Sir Charles, in the tone of one whose
sympathy had been alienated by an unpardonable outrage, "there can
be no use in my waiting. I leave you in the hands of Mr. Trefusis.
Good-bye, Miss Lindsay."

Gertrude winced. Unkindness from a man usually kind proved hard to bear
at parting. She was offering him her hand in silence when Trefusis said:

"Wait and see us off. If we chance to be killed on the journey--which
is always probable on an English railway--you will reproach yourself
afterwards if you do not see the last of us. Here is the train; it will
not delay you a minute. Tell Erskine that you saw me here; that I have
not forgotten my promise, and that he may rely on me. Get in at this
end, Miss Lindsay."

"My maid," said Gertrude hesitating; for she had not intended to travel
so expensively. "She--"

"She comes with us to take care of me; I have tickets for everybody,"
said Trefusis, handing the woman in.

"But--"

"Take your seats, please," said the guard. "Going by the train, sir?"

"Good-bye, Sir Charles. Give my love to Lady Brandon, and Agatha, and
the dear children; and thanks so much for a very pleasant--" Here the
train moved off, and Sir Charles, melting, smiled and waved his hat
until he caught sight of Trefusis looking back at him with a grin which
seemed, under the circumstances, so Satanic, that he stopped as if
petrified in the midst of his gesticulations, and stood with his arm out
like a semaphore.

The drive home restored him somewhat, but he wee still full of
his surprise when he rejoined Agatha, his wife, and Erskine in the
drawing-room at the Beeches. The moment he entered, he said without
preface, "She has gone off with Trefusis."

Erskine, who had been reading, started up, clutching his book as if
about to hurl it at someone, and cried, "Was he at the train?"

"Yes, and has gone to town by it."

"Then," said Erskine, flinging the book violently on the floor, "he is a
scoundrel and a liar."

"What is the matter?" said Agatha rising, whilst Jane stared
open-mouthed at him.

"I beg your pardon, Miss Wylie, I forgot you. He pledged me his honor
that he would not go by that train. I will." He hurried from the room.
Sir Charles rushed after him, and overtook him at the foot of the
stairs.

"Where are you going? What do you want to do?"

"I will follow the train and catch it at the next station. I can do it
on my bicycle."

"Nonsense! you're mad. They have thirty-five minutes start; and the
train travels forty-five miles an hour."

Erskine sat down on the stairs and gazed blankly at the opposite wall.

"You must have mistaken him," said Sir Charles. "He told me to tell you
that he had not forgotten his promise, and that you may rely on him."

"What is the matter?" said Agatha, coming down, followed by Lady
Brandon.

"Miss Wylie," said Erskine, springing up, "he gave me his word that he
would not go by that train when I told him Miss Lindsay was going by
it. He has broken his word and seized the opportunity I was mad and
credulous enough to tell him of. If I had been in your place, Brandon, I
would have strangled him or thrown him under the wheels sooner than let
him go. He has shown himself in this as in everything else, a cheat, a
conspirator, a man of crooked ways, shifts, tricks, lying sophistries,
heartless selfishness, cruel cynicism--" He stopped to catch his breath,
and Sir Charles interposed a remonstrance.

"You are exciting yourself about nothing, Chester. They are in a
Pullman, with her maid and plenty of people; and she expressly gave him
leave to go with her. He asked her the question flatly before my face,
and I must say I thought it a strange thing for her to consent to.
However, she did consent, and of course I was not in a position to
prevent him from going to London if he pleased. Don't let us have a
scene, old man. It can't be helped."

"I am very sorry," said Erskine, hanging his head. "I did not mean to
make a scene. I beg your pardon."

He went away to his room without another word. Sir Charles followed and
attempted to console him, but Erskine caught his hand, and asked to be
left to himself. So Sir Charles returned to the drawing-room, where his
wife, at a loss for once, hardly ventured to remark that she had never
heard of such a thing in her life.

Agatha kept silence. She had long ago come unconsciously to the
conclusion that Trefusis and she were the only members of the party at
the Beeches who had much common-sense, and this made her slow to
believe that he could be in the wrong and Erskine in the right in any
misunderstanding between them. She had a slovenly way of summing up
as "asses" people whose habits of thought differed from hers. Of all
varieties of man, the minor poet realized her conception of the human
ass most completely, and Erskine, though a very nice fellow indeed,
thoroughly good and gentlemanly, in her opinion, was yet a minor poet,
and therefore a pronounced ass. Trefusis, on the contrary, was the last
man of her acquaintance whom she would have thought of as a very nice
fellow or a virtuous gentleman; but he was not an ass, although he
was obstinate in his Socialistic fads. She had indeed suspected him of
weakness almost asinine with respect to Gertrude, but then all men were
asses in their dealings with women, and since he had transferred his
weakness to her own account it no longer seemed to need justification.
And now, as her concern for Erskine, whom she pitied, wore off, she
began to resent Trefusis's journey with Gertrude as an attack on her
recently acquired monopoly of him. There was an air of aristocratic
pride about Gertrude which Agatha had formerly envied, and which
she still feared Trefusis might mistake for an index of dignity and
refinement. Agatha did not believe that her resentment was the common
feeling called jealousy, for she still deemed herself unique, but it
gave her a sense of meanness that did not improve her spirits.

The dinner was dull. Lady Brandon spoke in an undertone, as if someone
lay dead in the next room. Erskine was depressed by the consciousness of
having lost his head and acted foolishly in the afternoon. Sir Charles
did not pretend to ignore the suspense they were all in pending
intelligence of the journey to London; he ate and drank and said
nothing. Agatha, disgusted with herself and with Gertrude, and undecided
whether to be disgusted with Trefusis or to trust him affectionately,
followed the example of her host. After dinner she accompanied him in
a series of songs by Schubert. This proved an aggravation instead of
a relief. Sir Charles, excelling in the expression of melancholy,
preferred songs of that character; and as his musical ideas, like those
of most Englishmen, were founded on what he had heard in church in his
childhood, his style was oppressively monotonous. Agatha took the first
excuse that presented itself to leave the piano. Sir Charles felt that
his performance had been a failure, and remarked, after a cough or two,
that he had caught a touch of cold returning from the station. Erskine
sat on a sofa with his head drooping, and his palms joined and hanging
downward between his knees. Agatha stood at the window, looking at the
late summer afterglow. Jane yawned, and presently broke the silence.

"You look exactly as you used at school, Agatha. I could almost fancy us
back again in Number Six."

Agatha shook her head.

"Do I ever look like that--like myself, as I used to be?"

"Never," said Agatha emphatically, turning and surveying the figure of
which Miss Carpenter had been the unripe antecedent.

"But why?" said Jane querulously. "I don't see why I shouldn't. I am not
so changed."

"You have become an exceedingly fine woman, Jane," said Agatha gravely,
and then, without knowing why, turned her attentive gaze upon Sir
Charles, who bore it uneasily, and left the room. A minute later he
returned with two buff envelopes in his hand.

"A telegram for you, Miss Wylie, and one for Chester." Erskine started
up, white with vague fears. Agatha's color went, and came again with
increased richness as she read:

"I have arrived safe and ridiculously happy. Read a thousand things
between the lines. I will write tomorrow. Good night."

"You may read it," said Agatha, handing it to Jane.

"Very pretty," said Jane. "A shilling's worth of attention--exactly
twenty words! He may well call himself an economist."

Suddenly a crowing laugh from Erskine caused them to turn and stare at
him. "What nonsense!" he said, blushing. "What a fellow he is! I don't
attach the slightest importance to this."

Agatha took a corner of his telegram and pulled it gently.

"No, no," he said, holding it tightly. "It is too absurd. I don't think
I ought--"

Agatha gave a decisive pull, and read the message aloud. It was from
Trefusis, thus:

"I forgive your thoughts since Brandon's return. Write her to-night,
and follow your letter to receive an affirmative answer in person. I
promised that you might rely on me. She loves you."

"I never heard of such a thing in my life," said Jane. "Never!"

"He is certainly a most unaccountable man," said Sir Charles.

"I am glad, for my own sake, that he is not so black as he is painted,"
said Agatha. "You may believe every word of it, Mr. Erskine. Be sure to
do as he tells you. He is quite certain to be right."

"Pooh!" said Erskine, crumpling the telegram and thrusting it into his
pocket as if it were not worth a second thought. Presently he slipped
away, and did not reappear. When they were about to retire, Sir Charles
asked a servant where he was.

"In the library, Sir Charles; writing."

They looked significantly at one another and went to bed without
disturbing him.



CHAPTER XVIII

When Gertrude found herself beside Trefusis in the Pullman, she wondered
how she came to be travelling with him against her resolution, if not
against her will. In the presence of two women scrutinizing her as if
they suspected her of being there with no good purpose, a male
passenger admiring her a little further off, her maid reading Trefusis's
newspapers just out of earshot, an uninterested country gentleman
looking glumly out of window, a city man preoccupied with the
"Economist," and a polite lady who refrained from staring but not from
observing, she felt that she must not make a scene; yet she knew he had
not come there to hold an ordinary conversation. Her doubt did not last
long. He began promptly, and went to the point at once.

"What do you think of this engagement of mine?"

This was more than she could bear calmly. "What is it to me?" she said
indignantly. "I have nothing to do with it."

"Nothing! You are a cold friend to me then. I thought you one of the
surest I possessed."

She moved as if about to look at him, but checked herself, closed her
lips, and fixed her eyes on the vacant seat before her. The reproach he
deserved was beyond her power of expression.

"I cling to that conviction still, in spite of Miss Lindsay's
indifference to my affairs. But I confess I hardly know how to bring you
into sympathy with me in this matter. In the first place, you have never
been married, I have. In the next, you are much younger than I, in more
respects than that of years. Very likely half your ideas on the subject
are derived from fictions in which happy results are tacked on to
conditions very ill-calculated to produce them--which in real life
hardly ever do produce them. If our friendship were a chapter in a
novel, what would be the upshot of it? Why, I should marry you, or you
break your heart at my treachery."

Gertrude moved her eyes as if she had some intention of taking to
flight.

"But our relations being those of real life--far sweeter, after all--I
never dreamed of marrying you, having gained and enjoyed your friendship
without that eye to business which our nineteenth century keeps open
even whilst it sleeps. You, being equally disinterested in your regard
for me, do not think of breaking your heart, but you are, I suppose, a
little hurt at my apparently meditating and resolving on such a serious
step as marriage with Agatha without confiding my intention to you. And
you punish me by telling me that you have nothing to do with it--that it
is nothing to you. But I never meditated the step, and so had nothing to
conceal from you. It was conceived and executed in less than a minute.
Although my first marriage was a silly love match and a failure, I have
always admitted to myself that I should marry again. A bachelor is a man
who shirks responsibilities and duties; I seek them, and consider it
my duty, with my monstrous superfluity of means, not to let the
individualists outbreed me. Still, I was in no hurry, having other
things to occupy me, and being fond of my bachelor freedom, and doubtful
sometimes whether I had any right to bring more idlers into the world
for the workers to feed. Then came the usual difficulty about the lady.
I did not want a helpmeet; I can help myself. Nor did I expect to be
loved devotedly, for the race has not yet evolved a man lovable on
thorough acquaintance; even my self-love is neither thorough nor
constant. I wanted a genial partner for domestic business, and Agatha
struck me quite suddenly as being the nearest approach to what I desired
that I was likely to find in the marriage market, where it is extremely
hard to suit oneself, and where the likeliest bargains are apt to be
snapped up by others if one hesitates too long in the hope of finding
something better. I admire Agatha's courage and capability, and believe
I shall be able to make her like me, and that the attachment so begun
may turn into as close a union as is either healthy or necessary between
two separate individuals. I may mistake her character, for I do not know
her as I know you, and have scarcely enough faith in her as yet to tell
her such things as I have told you. Still, there is a consoling dash of
romance in the transaction. Agatha has charm. Do you not think so?"